runner's block

a lack of will or reason to run. Often lasts weeks. Comparable to writer's block.

I only ran 2 miles tonight because I just can't get past my runner's block

by Runner of the People November 2, 2009

The Runner

When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.

Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.

by Thor76 October 6, 2004

muffin runner

Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.

Look at Jimmys ol' muffin runner ass done left us for some swamp donkey.

by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008

front runner

Any Yankees fan who has never lived in the New York area.

Dave Dailey, who has lived in Maryland all his life and is a Yankees fan, is a front runner.

by the jay October 7, 2004

ski runner

jerking off two guys at the same time. the motion of your hands looks like you are skiing hence the term.

-Yo you hear that alyssa jerked 2 guys at once
-yea she's a ski runner

by afnjklsdnf January 12, 2010

Cheese Runner

In the act of cutting a pizza, the person takes the knife and cuts it in such a way that after this person is done all the cheese is off the pizza.

Wtf Nick this pizza has gone to waste because you pulled a cheese runner!

by Dwegener July 24, 2010

Box Runner

The person gathering the Sudafed pills (Pseudoephedrine) in order to make Meth.

The Box Runner needs to hit every Pharmacy within 15 miles in order to get enough Sudafed for this batch of Meth.

by starrchild December 31, 2010