A person who's always wanting the need to blabber out random shit. Especially in topics that are so irrelevant. "Hey Gilbert have you seen this movie?" "NO" Gilbert replied. The Ruben will then proceed to blabber random shit about a movie that no one cares.
Hey Ruben what's up, "Dude have you seen this movie?"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
by The Anchovies February 13, 2018
Get the RUBENmug. by loopdigga... June 27, 2019
Get the Ruben Slikkmug. by LOOWEGGIE May 4, 2021
Get the Ruben Simmug. 
Get the Rubenmug. Ruben is one ugly mother fucker, his voice is hella deep, he is always saying horny stuff even though he is not.
Ruben is ugly
by Yoyooyoyoyoyoy July 7, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias
by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021
Get the Ruben Diasmug. Ruben Dias refers to a brick wall that cannot not be surpassed no matter how much force is used to break it down
by Tvb09 March 20, 2021
Get the Ruben Diasmug.