by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025

He is Ronaldo.
by DiverPenaldo October 10, 2020

A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.
Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"
by anonymous November 6, 2023

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐
by shayyk47 August 9, 2023

Very great Guy but if you get on the wrong side of him he will mess you up stay with him too long you will fall in love but he’s lonely and sad he’s usually friends with a Richard or kaleb
Ronaldo is handsome
by Your nighbour hood snitch nine October 8, 2020

For the 3
by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022

Ronaldo could be two famous footballers, either Cristiano Ronaldo or the less famous one Ronaldo Nazario. Many people think that cristiano ronaldo is the greatest footballer of all time. His wife is georgina. And his biggest rivarly is Messi who also is a fantastic player.
by blondie? September 12, 2023
