cold reader

he who predorms <word>cold reading</word>

John Edwards is a very good cold reader.

by I know! February 8, 2004

Non-Reader

A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.

Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..

by Clawdea December 3, 2011

Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 3, 2013

Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.

Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.

by CaptainKen September 16, 2014

european roadtrip

When the driver gives a guy in the passenger seat a blowjob, and he reaches across to take the wheel - driving from the right hand side.

"My girlfriend got a lil' crazy driving us home last night and gave me a European Roadtrip on the highway."

by BobbyButtcake April 14, 2017

Mind Reader

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”

by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

Jessica Rader

The hottest person on earth, this woman is so fine and she doesn’t even realize it.

She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.

Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever

Person 1: “Wow Jessica Rader is the hottest teacher at this school”

Person 2: “I know right!”

by SadButDas August 30, 2022