joe rivers

Black man who knows how to play football. Has a hot ass girl. He is a great guy. Funny as hell. Loves to play guitar. He has an obsession with tenacious d.

Joe rivers is a bad ass footballer.

by Burger King manv2 October 26, 2020

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Blindman River

place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?

by gnostic1 August 07, 2012

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Rumple River

The process of drinking several and consecutive shots of Rumplemintz; And in doing so, bumping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more Rumplemintz.

"Hey buddy! How bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

Ehh, I'm feeling a bit trashy. Wanna ride that dirty Rumple River instead?"

by JayPlotz December 23, 2013

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Rivers of blood

A weapon found in the mountaintops of the giants in the videogame Elden Ring
Hated by the PvP community and loved by noobs

Ew, that kid is spamming his rivers of blood. hes dog shit

by Huge Jazzz June 28, 2022

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river lemon

to be so pissed that you could kick your shoes off into a river and walk home barefoot whilst getting out your cock and challenging your best mate to a sword fight

Man I have a hangover, worst river lemon night I've had in a long while

by buggaluggs September 27, 2009

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