Diminishing Returns

When somebody farts multiple times in one instance, with each fart getting smaller and quieter. Can be anywhere between 3-6 farts. If someone farts more than 6 times in one instance, they need medical assistance, not the Urban Dictionary.

"PPFFFTTT PFFTT Pffftt pfffft pfft pft."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Reshu

Started off with glasses at a young age and then grows up to be a fun, talkative girl on facebook. But in person, super shy!

Did Reshu add you on facebook?

by butterlover's July 31, 2010

Return Some Videos

N. an excuse to excuse yourself from a social situation in order to go kill somebody or partake in some illegitimate activity.

"i gotta go return some videos"

by d. butt March 22, 2006

Returd

Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Return to Sender

Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.

I had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.

by DoGeeseSeeGod August 31, 2010

The Point of Vag Return

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Return to Monke

to devolve into a monkey to reject modern society

i want to return to monke because modern society sucks

by andrew runge January 1, 2022