release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.

When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

double release

When you masturbate on the toilet and empty your bowel the same time as ejaculation.

Dave has a sh!t and wank to double release

by pukey pants head December 4, 2013

Rusty Release

When a man with a Rusty Eggplant cums, and the process of cumming hurts and barley can come out.

That old guy has one Rusty Release.

by MemeMaster64 October 5, 2018

Abstract Release

AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.

by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020

Compassionate release

When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.

My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.

by detIinv785 March 8, 2020