New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.

Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.

by Henry56789 January 30, 2008

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

Quarantine Fifteen

A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.

"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 16, 2021

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

quarantine fling

A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021

...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now

by karmaaab February 11, 2021

Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020

Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff

#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.

by Snakevon February 19, 2021