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Crafty Python 

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.
I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.
Crafty Python by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

Alaskan Python 

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.
" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"
Alaskan Python by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

Pyro Python

Xtreme.Terminal.Forces `XTF ClanLead0r 1337ness on his side and known of his uber leading actions and supreme skills
Pyro Python by Regular Visitor August 15, 2003

Wet python 

When a male with a very large penis receives sexual intercourse frequently due to the size of his genitals.
Yo that nigga got a wet python, he go hard in tha paint
Wet python by Wet wagon November 4, 2012

yo clit like a python

Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.
"I always blinds then."

"yo clit like a python"
yo clit like a python by David February 11, 2005

Pyro Python

Sets fire, kills victim by wrapping his body around victim's body. Spits fire balls.
Pyro Python by Pyro Python August 9, 2003