Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

Pyro Python

Xtreme.Terminal.Forces `XTF ClanLead0r 1337ness on his side and known of his uber leading actions and supreme skills

by Regular Visitor August 15, 2003

Wet python

When a male with a very large penis receives sexual intercourse frequently due to the size of his genitals.

Yo that nigga got a wet python, he go hard in tha paint

by Wet wagon November 4, 2012

yo clit like a python

Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.

"I always blinds then."

"yo clit like a python"

by David February 11, 2005

Pyro Python

Pyromaniac
Python

Sets fire, kills victim by wrapping his body around victim's body. Spits fire balls.

by Pyro Python August 9, 2003

Knobbed him with a Python

The most satisfying kill in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Can have the pronoun changed as required, such as Knobbed him/her/them with a Python.

Often followed by a battle cry of "Python!"

I ran round the corner and someone fired an RPG past my head, so I knobbed him with a python, happy days!

by chaoticplanet January 26, 2011