pubic ideas

the words were said by Russell Brand on conan

when someone thinks very dirty of themselves or someone else

Girl: (bends down) Dont be lookin
Guy: (looks anyway) Thats a really good piece of ass u got
Girl: dont get any pubic ideas Cuz u know ur gettin nothin from me

by newiberiastalkers3 April 25, 2011

Pubic smile

Shaving a smiley face into your pubes

Person 1: "I was in the bath and decided I'd make a pubic smile"

Person 2: "Oh that's very cool, and bet it looks great"

by emilypemily123 August 22, 2011

Pubic Bundle

When your hair is in a bun and gets all messed up by the wind so its all messy and weird, thus, looking like a bundle of pubes.

Paige: "The wind is messing up my hair."
Rachel: "Yeah, It's giving me a pubic bundle."

by The Graham June 2, 2010

pubic ivy

An abundance of hair down there.

That girl just has pubic ivy, gross.

by NeanderthalMan May 9, 2015

Pubic scoliosis

A condition that affects the penis on certain individuals; an unnatural curvature in the penis;only affects males.

Can be caused by an improper circumcision.

The sex was good it's just that he has…pubic scoliosis.

by Bootyeater123 September 9, 2016

Pubic Centimeters

The metric for pubic hair coverage

Brendan has 40 pubic centimeters coverage. I think he's a quarter Hungarian.

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

Pubic Inches

The Pubic Inch is a unit of volume in the Imperial units and United States customary units systems, primarily used in measuring the overall dimensions of the male genitalia.

“He’s not exactly the best-looking guy on campus, but I heard he’s packing some serious pubic inches!”

by NightFallInc June 26, 2020