praying mantis

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and put your fingers in her nose from over her forehead and pull her back. The resulting flailing of her arms makes her look like a praying mantis

Take this praying mantis bitch!

by Rob Pibbs April 14, 2004

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes

fuck you

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

by heavy gaming May 19, 2021

Stanley Pringled

While talking to a girl you randomly whip out your dick and start masturbating.

I totally Stanley Pringled that bitch I was mackin' it to at the library last night.

by psu19420 April 7, 2008

Praying

The most popular method of preparing for a multiple choice test for people who lack the self discipline to actually study.

Did you study?

Of course not, but I am praying.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020

Pringao

Generic Spanish derogatory term, loosely translated as dickhead or douchebag. The literal meaning comes from the word to get dirty which has been convoluted to mean you have caught a sexually transmitted disease, probably off a dirty puta.

Person A: Jose is such a lazy pringao.
Person B: Si, es un cabron tambien

by BanusAnimal June 9, 2011

Pringler

How to perform a pringler
1. Obtain female
2. Shake up large can of pringles
3. Pour broken up pringles into said woman's anus
4. Insert penis into said woman's anus
5. Fuck woman in the ass
6. Listen to the satisfying crunching noise

Shut up ho or you're getting a pringler

by PacoW August 6, 2007

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006