Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

pootang

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

by Nunya May 13, 2005

potanga

The noise uttered by a disciplined sex-warrior when about to lauch himself onto a waiting slice of poontang.

"Potanga!!!"

by Bouncy Bunter October 3, 2003

Pampered Potanist

A Pampered Potanist is one who emphasizes the use of cannabis based oils as an additive in health, wellness and beauty for healing and as an organic chemical free ingredient in cosmetics, spa and esthetics.

"Go and get a massage from a Pampered Potanist...the cannabis oils will relax , and soothe your aches and pains."

"That organic make up brand was created by a Pampered Potanist...she uses dye and chemical free ingredients and cannabis oils"

by The Pampered Potanist June 19, 2017

Protagonist Syndrome

Common tendency in works of fiction, although mostly illustrated in anime and manga, for protagonists or heroes to be very intellectually skilled normally, but be very dense when it comes to social interactions.

"Dude, Makoto from Danganronpa 1 has borderline protagonist syndrome. He tears through the class trials, but can't even take a hint from a single love interest."

by daniel_the_adamant March 16, 2020

gratuitous profanity

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.

Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

pootanks

Another name for a ladys arse,bottom,trumper.

1, Cor blimey look at the Giant pootanks on her .

2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.

by E stop yed May 10, 2008