procrasturbate

When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.

Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.

by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014

Procrasturbate

When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate

I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate

by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating while masturbating

"Oh man, I had no idea what is should do so I ended up procrasturbating."

by TheRealCptnWonton June 3, 2018

PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

Procrasturbation

The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.

I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.

by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009

Procrasturbating

When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.

I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?

by captain spicyweiner August 19, 2017

Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)

"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."

by Crispy M. June 22, 2017