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A 45th Presidential 

To grab, grope, assault or accost another person by the genitals.
He was arrested for giving some girl a 45th Presidential.

a 46th presidential

A person who forgets everything. Loses train of thought, ignorant
Dude, you're really similar to a 46th presidential
a 46th presidential by c00nslayer69 November 16, 2021

Riding Presidential 

A euphemism for riding in the cramped back seat of a car, often used to comfort a friend who didn't call shotgun in time.
Riding presidential:

Guy 1: Sh-
Guy 2: SHOTGUN!
Guy 1: ahh not the fuckin backseat again
Driver: Its all good man, don't feel too bad, you get to ride presidential.
Riding Presidential by cockn2balls November 19, 2010

George W. Bush Presidential Library 

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.
Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

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2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.
The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...

The Presidential Treatment

The act of grabbing an unsuspecting victims genitals without asking for permission.
I moved on her like a bitch and grabbed her right right by the p-ssy! Yep, I gave her the Presidential Treatment.
The Presidential Treatment by KingPC November 11, 2016