precious gibson

A thing obsesed with bands, and tv shows. BUT she is also a great friend and loves her pets more than she loves herself.

Damn, she is one Precious Gibson

by I.hate.u.1126 April 11, 2017

Predictionment

To foresee ones self or others future predicament.

I had a predictionment in last nights dream that I would get drunk and fuck my brother, and it happened three times!

by T-Lo June 23, 2006

predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne June 16, 2007

predictabiliality

The ability to act predictable.

X: man, you are sooo predictable sometimes
Y: I knew you'd say that, but I was trying to avoid your predictabiliality

by _____CJ_____ January 12, 2009

Prediscoverer

One who has discovered something important to him before someone else had done so, who had subsequently rediscovered it later on in the time-line but has inadvertently called it his own discovery accidentally on purpose by mistake.

Well, my friend, it was I, by virtue of being its prediscoverer, who first discovered relativity, although you seem to have gotten all the credit for doing so.

by Zamboozee March 30, 2011

Prediction phobia

Prediction phobia creates self limitations.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.

Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.

A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.

When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.

How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.

You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.

Prediction phobia stops you from doing what you feel like: dancing, getting to know strangers, not drinking beer at the bar, not laughing at jokes you don't think are funny, playing loud music, talking loud, singing, talking to groups of people.

"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix

"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."

by Chelator August 6, 2011

Predictese

Garbled or nonensical text created by a device's predictive text generator when it automatically selects the wrong words.

Here is an example of Predictese: a person types "I have seventeen boxes of floss"; predictive text writes "I held seventeen boots of flattery".

by RoPW August 30, 2012