soccer practice

Soccer Practice is a song by Johnny McGovern, better known as "The Gay Pimp". The song is about a gay guy getting a straight guy to do something 'dirty' with him. The Gay Pimp's website is http://gaypimp.com/ and you can watch the video for Soccer Practice here: http://www.ifilm.com/ (search: the gay pimp soccer practice).

"Oh, I don't know man, I mean I like to do manly things..you know, just manly guys doing manly things. You know what I mean?"
"Listen: I like to do manly things, but..I like, baby, to do them with you. I was thinking we could go do..something dirty, yeah,"
"Dirty..well, like what?"
"Sorta like soccer practice.."

by thekaytay September 1, 2008

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Target Practice

When you are wearing a pad and you are unsure of whether or not the menstrual flow is hitting the pad properly, so you adjust the positioning of your vagina to ensure proper target alignment (aka the blood is going on the pad and NOT your pants).

Oh man...it totally feels like my pad is off to the side...TARGET PRACTICE!!!

by Strabismus April 13, 2010

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Soccer practice

Euphamism for gay sex. As shown by the video "Gay Pimp: Soccer Practice" that can be shown on iFilms.

Wait, you're not talking about soccer practice at all are you?

by GigaBowser August 4, 2005

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Thai Batting Practice

The act of a women shooting a ping pong ball from her cunt and then guy hitting the ball with his dick

I was hitting bombs when i did a Thai batting practice with that bitch

by HEYBIGGUY March 22, 2010

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practice hero

a person who is of a rare breeed.
one who runs, and gets stronger as his competitors get weaker.
some say he uses steriods but the truth is it is all heart.
good calves

jack stibitch.. the ultimate practice hero

by jackstibich April 14, 2010

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practicum

When a guy gets aroused but somehow stops or gets stopped before he ejaculates.

Guy 1: "That girl you brought home was hot, you blast on her face?"
Guy 2: "No, bitch made me practicum."

Girl 1: "You didn't make him wrap it up, you gonna be preggers?"
Girl 2: "Nah, should be ok, he practicum."

by HonkyFlava October 17, 2010

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