Double Penne Pasta

This is a fun and polite way of saying that as a gay man you received double penetration in your asshole during a threesome. Two dicks, one ass.

#1 -- So, how was the threesome?
#2 -- Good! I got double penne pasta.
#1 -- Wow! Aren't you feeling a little loose?
#2 -- ** Head tilted, hand on chin ** YEP!

by ILoveGeraldWallace June 11, 2013

Postal Dude

The hottest guy ever. His schlong is soooooo huge.

Holy fuck I wanna fuck the postal dude so bad im sooo hoeny for him rn aaaahhh yes daddy mmmph~

by kkalishnikkovv November 22, 2021

Pasta

Slang for copy-pasta. Usually used by someone who has been around long enough to wear out the term "copy-pasta". Pasta is usually employed by people who are not creative enough to think of their own material, but who would like to get the glory of posting something witty or funny.

Someone just reposted this pasta on 3 other meme pages.

by scooby_nerd August 9, 2013

Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 4, 2004

Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014

pasta and meatballs

to have a super-slim wiry dick and some big ass nuts

douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

i had pasta tonight

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.

*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*

by ookiecookiebum June 29, 2020