Carve That Possum

An alternate way of saying "do it" or "get it done" in the southern area of the U.S.A.

Dates back to the time of bluegrass artist Uncle Dave Macon.

Bill: I need to study for this test!
Dave: Carve That Possum, boy! Git you an A+!

by Tarsier587 May 04, 2011

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

Border Possum

A Mexican who hangs around the US - Mexico border, jumping the wall, back and forth. Until they eventually get caught by a racist white CBP officer.

"Hey! What's up, you special border possum

by denzelbuckley April 25, 2022

possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus

Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.

by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016

Possum hole

To put someone or yourself in the dirt.

they put joe in the possum hole after he passed away

by XxTurd_Burglar October 12, 2019

possum slap

when you hold a person's face, look into their eyes, and hit them. Then they look dead for a minute.

Your friend just dropped an f-bomb in front of your kid, and you possum slap them. you're normally sweet, and you were just violent in front of your kid, so they look dead for a few seconds from shock

by apseudonymnottakenyetalready December 06, 2009

Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.

Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.

by RocsGurl143 January 16, 2012