poofcake

it's when a homosexual is so homosexual that they are beyond "fruitcake". The stage past fruitcake is poofier than a fruitcake. yet still with the gaiety of cake. the two clearly must collide resulting in a poofcake.

Fuck sake John. Stop being such a fucking poofcake.

by Tamtaw Slutson October 17, 2004

poof

one who takes pleasure in homosexuality

you are such a poof stop looking at my dick

by BOB October 30, 2003

Poofing

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.

Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"

by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018

Pooface

an term used when someone acts like a dork around their friends; normally used affectionately as it is very elementary; not as harsh as shithead

When Marissa put her thong on her head, I called her a pooface.

by Lutheran Pirate December 28, 2005

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

Poofter-face

A 'trendy' person who thinks wearing their grandad's sweater is fashionable. Poofter-faces will usually have their jeans rolled up as if they're constantly taking a leisurely stroll along a beach. You have never heard of any of their favourite bands.

Benn and Jed are such poofter-faces.

by DanAndLeon June 20, 2011

poof

Release of gas from a princess, referred to as poof as p is the first letter in princess. Only to be used when she is your baby. You love her regardless of her faults especially her poofs.

POOF?
Did you just poof Carol???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Still love you tho

by sonicman June 27, 2019