I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!
by Mattycake's December 17, 2018
Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse
2) Another word for Gender
Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.
Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse
2) Another word for Gender
Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.
by yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso February 11, 2013
Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.
Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter
by Andythemailman April 20, 2013
by bfeezy83 December 27, 2019
by ApolloEz November 06, 2018
A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
by Rusty Rustbucket October 26, 2010
One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.
by Upbeat jolly August 26, 2019