asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas October 9, 2008

smot poker

some who smokes pot. used when you do not like the idea of people smoking pot.

Oh look at them, they're a smot poker, thats not cool.

by larry boy May 7, 2004

Corn Poker

While pounding your girl doggie style, you take a gamble at surprise anal and abruptly stuff your dick up her corn chute. The outcome is usually, but not always, a loosing hand.

Tried a little corn poker last night. And? It was a loosing hand.

Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2017

strip poker

When you play a poker game and the loser strips. Duh!

"We played strip poker last night, right down to our nickers!'

by Megan December 16, 2004

Poker Fluff

when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is

"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"

by J888 April 10, 2008

Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win.

Mike Rice is a Poker Newb.

by Moneymaker November 20, 2004

poker freak

someone who is always seen playing poker or is obsessed with poker.

Hey Matt,all you do is play poker all the time, you're such a poker freak!

by alexy23 April 10, 2008