Pluto effect

The Pluto effect is of somewhat concerning, it allows your mind to be overtaken by thoughts of infinite distances only to bring you crashing down to your keyboard and repeating two of the same emojis in two messages that would happen to lie closely together in the same thread making you look as if you cannot find something greater to replace the emojis with.

Me: Hey Jalapeño, have you fixed door knob labels yet?🤗🌻

Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂

Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻

Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at

0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com

by Jimmyshotgun October 20, 2018

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Pluto

One of many planets discriminated against due to size, but we all have a dream that all planets - little earthy planets and big gassy ones can orbit the same Sun in harmony- known by the quality of their atmosphere and not the size of their circumference

Person 1: What's your favorite planet?
Person 2: Pluto.
Person 1: Sorry sista, but Pluto is only a dwarf planet.

by Corned Beef and Cabbage March 15, 2019

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Pluto

Pluto is an animal in Mickey Mouse and a wonderful animal and cutest animal name. If your animals name is pluto he/she is most likely a very caring animal with a huge personality that normally gets attached to one person in the family.

That Pluto was very nice

That was a very nice Pluto

by Pluto June 12, 2018

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Trap/Pluto

A really cool person who will be your best friend. He loves it when you abuse him. He will always be by your side.

TJ: "Hey Trap!"
Trap/Pluto: "?"
TJ: "ily <3"
Trap/Pluto: "ily 2 <3"
5 min later...
TJ: "I fucking hate Trap, I hope he dies!"
Trap/Pluto: "I still love you... <3"

by Not Pluto June 17, 2018

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