Plom

Synonym for Silly Cunt

Andy: ''I need a suit in 24 hours''
Fergus: ''Why did you leave it so late? You bloody Plom!''

by WouldSmash March 6, 2017

Pushing plums

When you insert testicles into a womans anal cavity, then she farts them out.

Me and the old lady were pushing plums last night.

by Johnny T Walker October 1, 2010

Dale plomo

"Dale plomo" is spanish slang which translates to "give him lead",
meaning to shoot somebody.

da = give
le = him
plomo = lead (bullet)

Police helicopter approaching drug kingpin on the run.
Gunner: "Colonel, what now?"
Colonel: "Dale plomo"
Gunner proceeds to shoot the fugitive.

by Turtle_TwisT January 31, 2019

Ploes

Another word for please, often used in exclamtion.

"What, the, hell is that putrid creature mooching on that luxurious leather sofa with equally putrid offspring, in a village hall, with a womens aerobics class occuring in the background. PLOES EXPLAIN!"

by Nikells July 15, 2005

PLOMP

the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days.

1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.

2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004

Plommehåve

Someone who is acting like they have no brain, speaks/does something incredible stupid that makes you wish you were blind or deaf.

what are we eating? pizza u plommehåve

by Rebekkasgg January 14, 2016

Plopstomp

When you go to the toilet for a shit and you miss, find it so disgusting you do t clear it up.
Somebody walks into this is toilet and doesn't realistic this shit and stands on its

Oh fuck I just plopstomped
I just plopstomped! Better go wipe my shoe

by Youjustdidaplopstomp May 4, 2016