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pit shit

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a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
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Pit Beef

A grudge or grievence against a person or persons generated within a mosh pit.

Pit Beef is created mostly during hardcore/punk and/or metal shows, where moshing and dancing turns more into an angst driven argument or fight. Much like when dogs play with eachother and it appears as if they are fighting, so is the Mosh Pit. Encompassed within The Pit, sometimes moshing and dancing can generate Pit Beef with others, causing problems and kids "starting" with eachother.
Me and Brophy have Pit Beef. Last show he windmilled right into my sister.

I thought I had Pit Beef with that kid Potty, but then after the show he was buyin me beers.
by PeteNutz November 7, 2008
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pit clit

when a fat girl wears a strapless top and the fat between her arm and shoulders forms a vagina looking fold.
"wow man, tyra banks sure got fat."
"yeah, i know, just look at her pit clits"
by FCKitWELdoitLIVE February 26, 2009
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pit sniffer

a person who has an afinity for sniffing armpits
"my coworker is an avid visitor to the pit sniffer's website."
by Byroney February 8, 2006
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Pit bull

A shitty dog known for attacking all living things, including humans (adults and childrens), and other dogs. Idiotic pit bull apologists will claim that whenever a pit bull kills someone, it's the owner's fault, saying "Uhhhh it's not the dog itself that's shitty, the dogs known for attacking just had bad owners!". While pit bulls who are trained well usually exhibit a loving personality, many of those same pit bulls have been known to be angered by small things and attack someone. Remember, these dogs were bred to fight. All it takes is to accidentally step on their tail to have them maul your newborn son to death. These dogs are a favorite of ghetto low-lifes. I personally think that there should be a ban on pit bulls in the United States.
Person 1: Aw what the fuck, this dog is fucking mutilating my leg!
Person 2: Oh, you mean Baxter? But he's a kind soul, he would never attack anyone!
Person 1: He's attacking me right now, what the fuck are you talking about!
Person 3: Look, asshole Person 1, it's not that poor dog's fault you kicked its leg a little (by accident). Stop being a pussy crybaby!
Pit bull: *proceeds to eat a newborn baby's face off*
by pencildude June 14, 2017
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Pit Babe

A "pit babe" is basically a super hot girl hired by a car company (can also show a good budget) to hang around in skimpy cloths in the pit area. Sometimes they aren't always hot sadly.
DAMN! There is nothing better than a hot pit babe and a C5-R!
by No Use for One March 6, 2005
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Pit-hog

The douchebag that you see at hardcore shows that is usually extremely fat that takes up the entire pit during a show and will mow down anyone who dares to step into the pit with him. Usually very aggressive and hot-tempered in nature and probably sucks really bad at hardcore dancing. Extremely annoying especially when there are two or three of them that are all friends.
Great...another show with a freaking pit-hog
by The Muffin Man 69 April 13, 2009
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