PHONE CHECK

Originally derived from the term used in a detention setting, like prison, when numerous individuals are made to share a limited number of telephones. When all the telephones are in use and another believes that it is his/her time to now take the opportunity to use the phone, and one of the individuals using the phone should end their call. In that case one would go to the the individual using the telephone and let them know that they need to relinquish (get off) the telephone by simpling stating the phrase "Phone check" and if that individual refuses then s/he could face repercussions(consequences) that come with the refusal, up to and including being murdered. A phone check itself is NOT a stabbing. A stabbing, beating, rape, or any violate act can be RESULT of a phone check.

"Phone check, homie", means get off the phone now!

by convict's girl November 19, 2009

phone stamina

The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

My phone stamina is roughly an hour.

by Keael March 16, 2006

phone rage

The anguish experienced from truly horrendous customer service on the phone.

Every thirty seconds for 8 minutes a recording come on that repeated, "Your phone call is very important to us....", ultimately driving me into a fit of combustive phone rage.

by rebelyid April 19, 2005

both hands on the phone

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”

“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”

by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021

phone vote

When you see your audience pulling these out, it's a sign that your presentation is BORING.

Presenter: "Um...and this is the business model...I think?!"
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."

by T. Polkinghorne July 24, 2009

bat phone

A second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.

I just bought a Tracphone aka "a Bat Phone" from Walmart so I won't get caught by my wife talking to this chick.

by SavageNation June 3, 2009

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007