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Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.
Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.
by Resafandrab July 11, 2011
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phlegmeure

A piece of furniture resembling an antique effect drawer set, which contains a hidden cabinet element.

The name derives from the induced nausea brought about from the poor taste and judgement on display in the home of anybody purchasing such an item. Such people would generally be considered shallow and pretentious.

alt. - Name derives from the nasal and throat mucus brought about from the inhalation of low grade sawdust.
That phlegmeure is magnificent, darling. Would it match Paisley curtains?
by jgbasdf July 22, 2011
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phlegminess

One of the side effects of eating too much CHEESE.
That Dill Havarti was divoon, but now I have a terrible case of phlegminess. If I spit one more time, a lung may come up.
by feefteetwoo December 6, 2011
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Phlegm Bob

Anyone that tries to cough up or clear their throat excessively loud and obnoxiously in public.
Listen to Phlegm Bob over there. He's coughing up a lung.. How gross ! Go see a doctor or quit smoking !
by CpnStbn November 15, 2017
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Phlegm-Jim

Looch log, lung oyster, mucus doocus, lung butter, humor tumor, snot rocket, lung chunks, yellow snout trout, throat scrote sauce
Damn man! Looks like you’re about to puke up a lung and a half judging by the size of that phlegm-jim you just hacked up...
by Phan Tum Logger March 4, 2019
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phlegmanger

Derives from the French word for eat "manger" and the English word "phlegm"

To phlegmanger is to cough ones guts up until a globule of purest lung butter reaches the oral cavity. At which point one savers the delectable morsel for several seconds rolling it around the pallet. Upon appreciating the full range of flavours produced by said morcel, one proceeds to swallow it in its entirety.
In this Covid riddled world we face today, one should not spit. This is not the moral thing to do. Instead I urge you to partake in the finer art of the phlegmanger.

"I should really start wearing a face mask at work. I had to have several phlegmanger's after drilling that wall"
by TheTrufflingPig July 15, 2020
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Phlegmagating

Who one is violently coughing and phlegm comes out of nose and mouth with force
He's phlegmagating from coughing so much.
by Ascardy May 26, 2021
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