philosophize

verb; to talk about something in a philosophical manner, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level

We philosophized about poop over our lattes.

by the crunge October 21, 2005

Philostopher

Someone who attempts (often in order to impress members of the opposite sex / colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...

Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".

by CapTimVanDenBland November 22, 2007

philosophist

A poser who thinks he is a deep and meaningful thinker.

A guy I met at the bar kept telling people he was a philosophist. The dumb turd didn't realize he meant philosopher.

by lenzingerburger January 2, 2010

philosophisticated

The quality in a person, usually a man, that causes them to believe that because they are intelligent, deep, or read philosophy, that they are superior individuals.

Jerry would be awesome if he weren't so philosophisticated.

by JulieandLauren January 13, 2005

philosophical booty

A girl who is well versed in physiology and is also a freak.

Nate: "What you gonna do when you graduate college?"

Brian: "I'm going to be rich and do a different girl every night".

Nate: "Yea right."

Brian: "What about you"?

Nate: " I'm gonna marry Cinny".

Brian: "Cinny's got you hooked on that philosophical booty."

by Trippin'1999 December 15, 2010

philosophiser

One who speaks in vague, ethereal or poetic terms about every day matters.

"Money embodies the beauty of everything that is good in the world, as it gets ripped from your grasp and replaced with a dark and stormy."

"Great, now he's a philosophiser"

by J-Diddy1234 November 14, 2013

philosoph-aw

Philosoph-aw (noun)
A philosophy that considers taking words with common "E" endings and trading them with an "Aw" ending. Par example: the word "biology" (if used in philosoph-aw) will now be pronounced "biologaw". Usually one emphasizes the "aw" ending for dramatic effect.

Paul: So, what class do you have now?
Tom: Well, fourth period, I haz BiologAW.
Paul: Hmm, anyone I know in that class?
Tom: Yesm. Michael, and BrittnAW.
Paul: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Tom: Dude, it's my new philosoph-aw, look it up on urbandictionary.com, you whore.
Paul: Oh. Sounds good. Michael's a douche. We'll hangballs later.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008