Pence

A fatass who wont stop eating, wont socialize, and only leaves there room for food

He is a pence, he’s so wierd

by FatassBÏTÇH May 30, 2020

Pence

The act of taking a shit.

I have to pence.

I penced this morning.

I’m pencing right now.

by Skid mark 11 August 25, 2020

pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.

I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.

by Voter20 September 25, 2020

Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.

"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."

by burndarker October 7, 2020

Penceling

The American version of a Quisling. A person who sells out their country to another country, in this case the CCP

Did you just betray your country? You're such a Penceling

by Pedeville January 6, 2021

Pence

A spineless coward who enables corruption or abusers by remaining silent, or refusing to take a stand after serious wrong has been committed.

You can't let Pastor Joe keep hurting innocent kids. You have the power to stop him. Don't be such a Pence.

by Zowen January 8, 2021

Pence Fly

Adj.
- A "Pence Fly" is an irrelevant fact that take the attention of the people away from something more important.
V.
- to "Pence Fly" someone
Sin.
- A Distraction (away from a main topic)
- A Diversion
- A Fact Replacement

- A BS

During the US Vice President Mike Pence debate against Kamala Harris, on the 8th of October 2020, a fly stopped on the VP head. Right after all the media talked about it forgetting about Pence and Harris talk.

1) The Mayor interview was the typical Pence Fly. He kept talking about the 5 Dollar McDonald vouchers and forgot to mention why the local factory lost a deal with an important client.
2) The new candidate is getting more popular, we need to Pence Fly the news and give him less exposure.
3) That's a Pence Fly!/ (Don't Pence Fly me!) I don't care that you are the best in your PE class. You need to improve if you want to pass this year!

by Giangi January 8, 2021