Peyton Manning

The act of damaging your vertabrae while performing oral stimulation upon yourself.

Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.

by tony from the lido September 26, 2011

Peyton Manning

Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.

"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."

by Darth Wingender March 7, 2016

Peyton

Peyton's are very creative people. They can take advantage but otherwise, have a nice caring heart. They'll let out all the sadness once it's been told. Peyton's have so much beauty inside. They are helpful, and they will always try their bests.

They're super creative!

Yeah, it must be a Peyton.

by creativemeh2 June 8, 2018

Peyton

This is a name for a beautiful, strong willed girl who is willin to do anything it takes to get what she wants. Peyton’s are brilliant people who are able to figure out the problem immediately. They make amazing friends because they are good listeners and always boost up their friends’ ego. They enjoy making everyone happy although sometimes it makes them unhappy. They sacrifice their happiness to make everyone happy.

“Peyton is amazing!”

“I know right! She taught me how to do linear equations!”
“She’s so nice!”

by claireythebeautiful January 26, 2019

Peyton Pasta

When you shove noodles up your urethra, then use meatball anal beads.

Hey last night I went full Peyton pasta

by DicklickMcGee April 18, 2016

Peyton

he’s a moody and anxity teen. he will rip down party decorations, will cry, threaten to end everything, and loves Camaros. has the thickest brows in town and has a thing for girls with the name Maddy. drives a hot rod called the extra testical. most important thing in his life is being big swole and is always on that grind. Christian boy that can never turn down free food.

“hey look at that fag eating the Reese’s cups that must be a Peyton!!”

by Regina Phalange1 October 3, 2018

Peyton

Peyton is the type of guy you can trust and is very kind and sorta loving but he can also be a petty bitch that makes fun of you if you have a male friend named Peyton is unfriend him he’s evil and he will break your heart

Peyton:you are my best friend. Alice:aww your so nice. Peyton :gets in one fight your so annoying I and petty no wonder people leave you. Alice:well damn tell me how you really feel

by Blueberry blues pancakes August 21, 2019