pew

Talking a pee and a poo at the same time. Combination of the two words is "pew."

1.
Jill: Boys, move over, make some room for Al.
Al: Oh, it's no problem, i'll just take a pew behind you.
Tim: most of us use a toilet, Al.
2.
Be back in a few minutes, just need to take a pew.

by dSaur April 21, 2015

Pew

A PEW is a newfound species with only 3 beings. Meghan Kataria ( Who looks like a human but is a pew), Semmee, and Timmie. Both Semmee and Timmie live in Meghan's basement. You can call someone a PEW if they are being extremly weird.

Girl 1- Oh my god! What is that dance that guy is doing?
Girl 2- I know its so weird!
Girl 3- He seems like a Pew !!!

by I WANT TO EAT THE PLASTIC BAG May 25, 2018

Pew Pew Pew!

- To indicate excitement, especially at music festivals
- Opposite of Bew Bew Bew

Hey Bruce, can't farken wait till Fly-Lo comes on.

Bruce: Pew Pew Pew!

by Bruce.Woolloomooloo.Uni May 31, 2018

da pew pew loife

da pew pew loife, also the manliest man ever, is a very well known man who calls close people to him either "vro", "komrade" or "Vromie", very manly and spams the words "yos" and "pew" a lot, a very manly man nevertheless.

Hey man have you seen da pew pew loife ?
Hell yeah he spammed yos and xd yesterday!
i know right, he's very manly.

by an0niim0u55 February 15, 2018

Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.

by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022

Pew Pew and Chill

When you and your man/woman head out to the range to pew pew your pistols, but end up doing a pew pew and chill with the long gun instead.

My boy Josh and I were going to the range to pew pew with our pistols at the target. We pew pew and chill with the long rifle instead.

by Pew pew 69 August 1, 2019

pew

A word overused by that gay dutch guy named RedHuseey.
He doesn't care that pew is that thing you sit on in a church

"Hey, lets sit on a pew in church!"
"Ew, RedHuseey."

by PAVLOOGMD July 28, 2019