Pentagon

The Pentagon is the headquarters of the United States Department of Defense, located in Arlington County, Virginia, across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C. As a symbol of the U.S. military, The Pentagon is often used metonymically to refer to the U.S. Department of Defense

I work at the Pentagon

by Game mode 0 November 28, 2016

Enrique Pena Nieto

Enrique Pena Nieto is the (totally not corrupt) 57th President of Mexico

Enrique Pena Nieto hates walls

by TheCaptainDeath March 17, 2017

pentapeptides

Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).

New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.

by Spoofnet April 3, 2006

iambic pentameter

A conspiracy theory that gives English teachers a job.

Principal: You're fired.

Teacher: What for?

Principal: You don't teach anything.

Teacher: Yes I do. I'm currently teaching... I...am...err... Iambic pentameter.

Principal: Iambic what?

Teacher: It's a complex literary device. It's really important.

Principal: Oh, well then you'd better keep your job.

by Failliam Suckspeare April 22, 2010

pectacular

Having extremely well-defined pectoral muscles

Christian Bale went from emaciated in "The Machinist" to pectacular in "Batman Begins."

by Hestiann July 31, 2005

Pantagonist

A character in a story that causes conflict by not wearing pants.

The pantagonist of the book was continually flashing key characters, causing a severe shift in the plot!

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 1, 2010

penal sniper

a person who likes to snipe things with piss when he goes to urinate

someone who aims at specific inanimate objects when they piss

Pissing off the top of a cliff to see how for it goes and what u can hit with the trajectory

for ones self amusement

"yes! look wat i pissed on from here!"
accurate pissing for england!

" i am a penal sniper cus i can hit that *insert object* acurately :)"

by James Halsall July 4, 2006