by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

The pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.
Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.
Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.
Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.
Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.
by Addisj July 21, 2016

When you ejaculate on a pencil and the stick it in a girls mouth so far that she can't breathe and then she dies.
by Blackbanana*69 December 5, 2016

by Megladon March 25, 2017

by jlingzzz December 10, 2021

A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)
“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019
