Pelone

Anyone following the teachings of Nikukuism.

That dork over there in Mr. B's class is such a Pelone.

by Alex Dunlop May 5, 2005

Peloton

A company that has convinced people to buy more of the shit they don't really need, just like the hand sanitizer companies have lately. Stupidity is more contagious than a disease.

As long as people keep allowing themselves to freak out and think they need something, or that they need to do something they don't need to do, companies like Peloton will get rich and their won't be any other options to Peloton (like going to the gym). Going to the gym has been taken from people now until they retake the gyms they paid for memberships to, because they allowed it to happen.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020

Pelosi

A morning shit

I woke up and had to go take a big Pelosi.

by Magaforever October 31, 2021

pelonis

another weird word for penis

do you wanna touch my pelonis!!

by beepboopb September 1, 2017

Pulling a Pelosi

When Corona virus rules don't apply to public officials

Look at Trump pulling a Pelosi touring the facility.

by AHuge September 8, 2020

a pelosi

“A Pelosi” is a back door illegal haircut.

My hair was getting long, but my barber shop was closed due to the COVID-19 restrictions, so I called my barber to se if I could get “a Pelosi”, sneak in through the back door to get a haircut.

by Skunk OC October 2, 2020

Peloton

Its a little suspect when everyone else is losing money but you and just a few others.

Peloton doesn't seem to have the same worries other companies claim to have at this time, they think they're a beacon of courageous leadership, hope, heroic acts, and optimism in a time of need with all the money they're making.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020