Forbidden Picnic

A sex act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc.) are shoved into one participant's anus thus making him/her the "picnic basket". Everyone then proceeds to have sex, orgy style on top of a red-and-white checkerboard patterned blanket that has been laid under a tree on a grassy hill. After the group orgasm each person takes some food out of the aforementioned picnic basket to munch on.

*Note: 2 or more people need to be in attendance, sticking food up your ass and masturbating does not count.

"Jill and I were planning our own little Forbidden Picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our Picnic all the better."

by PicnicFan6969 April 11, 2012

Puerto Rican Picnic

The litter created when someone eats fast food in their car and throws the wrappers, bags and cups out the window while sitting there.

I hope the street sweepers come this week. Some d-bag had a Puerto Rican Picnic from Mickey Ds in front of my house.

by Long John Slivers May 25, 2009

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008

Perniciaro

My last name that is Italian. It is pronounced Pen-uh-share-o.

My name is Nick Perniciaro

by nick296 October 17, 2008

Jewish Penicillin

Tasty Matza Ball Soup.

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.

by Dr. Matti May 16, 2006

penic

it means penis but it just ends with a "c" making it sound 12,000 times more awesome

suck my penic
rub dubbin my nips also penics
penic palace
penic

by kp~ December 13, 2007

Pernickety

Function: adjective
Etymology: alteration of pernickety
1 a : fussy about small details : FASTIDIOUS
b : having the characteristics of a snob
2 : requiring great precision per·snick·e·ti·ness /-n&s/ noun

a. persnickety teacher
b. a persnickety job

by Vero January 10, 2005