Parker

Parkers are just straight up awesome human beings! Parkers are very funny, and will make you laugh no matter what you're mood in! They also have very funny facial expressions too! Parkers are usually quiet, but once you get to know them, you'll love them! Parkers are very smart and low-key freaky! Parkers also have very big dicks, and are aggressive! Parkers are great in bed, and will make you sore! Parkers are very loyal, and know to treat people! Parkers are very special people, and if you have a Parker in your life, KEEP HIM !

Girl#1:'' I'm soooo soreee!''
Girl#2:" It must have been Parker!"
Girl#1:" Yeah, he fucked me good last night!"

by Samantha.A November 7, 2018

Josh Parker

HUNG like a bull/ redneck kinda Arkansas guy. Normal a heftier person but once in bed you will notice he is BIG.

Man Josh Parker has a Huge Dick.

by Random Guy 71 September 3, 2012

Peter parker

The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.

Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework

by Winter.1917soldier May 3, 2019

parker

the sweetest hottest guy ever. he maybe conceded have a huge ego and talk like a man whore sometimes. but he gets around girls so funny really nice sensitive. if a parker likes you go for it. it will be the best decision you will ever make. i didnt and i regret it sooo much.

girl 1- parker asked me out
girl 2- what did you say
girl 1- no, he is super conceded
girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it
girl 1- no way

one year later

girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are
girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no
girl 2- told you you would regret it

by takeluck December 3, 2010

Parker

Strong man who is good in bed and is cute and funny

Hey look its parker!

by qwerty man cute fark June 9, 2017

Parker

An absoloute legend with rather marvellous music taste, quality banter, perfect facial hair and enormous sex appeal. There is however, in most cases, an awkward silence when he claims to be awesome.

Parker: "I'm awesome"
Everyone in the room: *awkward silence*.

by FlumpyMcFlump June 27, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.

That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.

by Stacy July 26, 2006