Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.

Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!

by Jamie & Angelina March 7, 2007

Paralex

The douche at the party that everyone secretly hates. Usually a huge nerd in some way that thinks he's cool. Acts and dresses like a fake gangsta but is the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

Paralex is saying he's going to fight someone but he's a bitch.

by Chilledwhitewidow February 18, 2011

3 prong paralyzer

when you fingerbang a girl and you put two fingers in the pussy and one finger in the asshole.

that bitch could not move after i used the 3 prong paralyzer on her ass.

by steele88 May 24, 2006

Sleep Paralysis

When you have a dream about black people coming into the damn room and sealing evey goddamn thing in your room the black people drugged you that's why your cannot move they steal all your things and start dancing and then punch you in the face and sit on you and than leave

Oh I had a werid dream about black people in sleep paralysis
Person: what was it?

They were stealing all of my shit

by Tobiboi876 July 22, 2021

Baby Face Paralyzer

When you are in the act of having sexual intercourse with a girl she goes limp and passes out like she is paralyzed

I was talking to a girl and she said that she didn't wake up until morning after Nick pulled the Baby Face Paralyzer on her last night

by Billy McSavage November 24, 2009

Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

by Borg queen January 7, 2017

The paralyser

When you’re having sex and you stick stick your fingers in her asshole and start tickling her neck and she tries to react but is paralysed.

Dude, I hadJessica last night and gave her The paralyser Do you think she’ll text me again?

by inthestink April 20, 2018