Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.

Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!

by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Kociołek Panoramiksa

A polish drink made by mixing 3-4 regular or strong beers, bottle of vodka, bottle of champagne, an enegry drink, and sweet raspberry syrup in a cauldron or other pot. Additional ingredients may be used. The name comes from Panoramiks, the druid in Asterix comic book series, who was known for making a magic potion in a cauldron.

"Robert invited us to his party"
"I don't wanna go"
"He said we're making kociołek panoramiksa"
"Well, you just changed my mind"

by Skórmistrzyni April 25, 2017

Mount Panorama

A sexual intercourse position in which the woman arches her back while the man rams in a up hill motion. Throwing her from side to side like the walls of the track.

Mia: "Can we try something rough like bathurst?"
Man: " How about Mount Panorama"

by Betto the pedo December 27, 2018

Dirty Pandora

A Dirty Pandora is when their box is gorgeous on the outside but is brings nothing but woe and calamity.

Dude Amy has the best cookie ever but ever since I fucked her my life has been ruined! She's a Dirty Pandora.

by Miraland Pandora June 6, 2020

Shit Panorama

A run on or continual shit post or meme chain.

I'm taking you seriously, sorry for the shit panorama

by Anonfatality May 3, 2025

The Art of Pandora

Not officially connected to the jewellery brand Pandora, The Art of Pandora is a blog about Pandora jewellery. Started in 2014 as an Instagram account, it grew in 2016 to a website theartofpandora.com which has millions of visitors every year. Recently this fan led channel expanded its scope by starting a YouTube channel.

I go to The Art of Pandora for all my Pandora news and reviews!

by Just_A_Cliche November 23, 2021