Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 20, 2024
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I WILL SEND PACKETS

A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.
(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭
by crescending December 05, 2024
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Your on the packet

Person 1: ayo I tapped kelsie last night
Person 2: nah bro your on the packet
by Ducks aren't real November 26, 2021
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- stella 🥱
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
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Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out
“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”
by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022
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back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.
Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!
by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024
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