Codeword for an STD, often said as a promise by rich married men to their mistress(es) among other lies like leaving their wife for them.
by 0 Hedge December 19, 2017
Gangly creature of fight native to western pennsyvania. This organism is proned to acts rendering others "in the dark" and can often be seen on the floor requesting upward assistance.
Josh Pekich
by buddy james December 26, 2003
When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.
"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".
by Exodus Thrasher January 13, 2020
"Hey man just picked up from grandma, let's go back to your place and it's time to feed the ostrich"
by Peter pan! June 23, 2018
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
by JonathanW_69 January 03, 2022
Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 05, 2010
Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".
YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!
You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.
You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.
by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004