dude

An ingrown ass hair.

"I recently lit up a fart and am now sporting a dude becuase of such. Sucks!"

by Gozeritall March 25, 2007

dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.

So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.

by S0cks July 21, 2008

dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap

1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by edwild22 February 28, 2010

Dude

1. A guy; male; boy; man

2. Sometimes refered to anyone

3. Just a word said to pass the time....

1. Scince John is a boy, he is a dude.

2. Manny: What's up, dude?
Samantha: Nothing much.

3. Ned: Dude....
Ben: Dude!
Ned: Duuuuuude!
Ben: Dude dude dude!
Ned: DUDE!!
Ben: DUUUUDE!!
Ned: Dude.

by PBJ.Time February 5, 2010

Dude

Slang for whales dick

Well I do not want to be hit by a dude

by NiteGrimwood December 18, 2014

dude

friend, bro, compadre

hey dude what's going on

by Liz McClintock May 26, 2015

Dude

A good person you can have good times with and share good laughs.

I consider my friend Maria Vargas a good person, therefore she's a dude.

by 300sosababy May 31, 2015