faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

low vibrations

something that gives off bad vibes, hood rat vibes

girl 1: “This what they put on my plate tho”
girl 2: “That’s a hoot rat plate. That plate is low vibrations. You could not pay me to eat that.”

by itsgivingbozo November 26, 2022

Human Vibrater

When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.

The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.

"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"

by SeaBass666 January 18, 2020

good vibrations

when a man penetrates the anal cavity, the partner (male or female) breaks wind on erect penis causing what is known as "shit-dick" also known as the "tootsie pop".

"man i was doing this guy last night, and he totally gave me good vibrations."
"Ahhhh man, seriously??"
"Totally man, it was just like marky mark and the funky bunch." (gay)

by hehhehehehehehehehehe July 10, 2010

Phantom Vibration

When you think you feel your phone vibrate, but its just your imagination.

"Hey i think ur phone just vibrated"

*checks phone* "Naw, just a Phantom Vibration"

by CookiesAreNummy January 22, 2012

Vibrating tooth brush

tool used to masterbate girls, thrust the end without the bristles up..

"she always masterbated with her finger, now she uses a vibrating tooth brush"

by lions and tigers and bears December 17, 2005

Vibrating Cellphone Syndrome

noun. When you feel that your cellphone is vibrating in your pocket or wherever it may be, you check to see if you got a text or phone call but it was a false alarm.

vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.

Me: yay! a text! i wonder who it's from!

*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.

by Mo-ez April 11, 2011