Tha Pad

roon in ur crib that iz jus str8 blazin

i take the bitches str8 back to the pad and watch the panties drop......E~Town nug

by E~Townin June 02, 2005

Pecker pad

Area of developed fat around the pubic region that accumulates when a man is overweight.

My boyfriend really needs to hit the gym, hes developing a pecker pad.

by JustinWB82 August 25, 2021

pad mate

Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.

"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

Beat Pad

1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.
3. A very sticky welcome mat.

The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.

I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.

by D-Smoov December 01, 2006

Padded Bra

Also known as false advertising. It's a specially bought bra that is lined with cotton, air pockets, sand, water, or gel to make the boobs perk up and be natural looking. Common around teenaged girls.

Damn! Those are some giant boobs. She must be wearing a padded bra.

by ShelteredAshley November 06, 2002

knee pads

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.

girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads

by cool guy11111 April 09, 2010

launch pad

When getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his dick on the top of her ass crack and shoots his load into the air. A launch pad is truly successful when the jiz lands in her hair

i didn't want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad

by goooooooooch7 November 15, 2009