MONEY

money is this amazing thing where you use it to buy stuff, like jewelry, or nutella. You can even marry money, if your desperate!

MONEY IS AMAZING!
I'm leaving you, for moneY <3 !!!!

by lemmesmash127 January 22, 2018

Money

A form of currency used to pay for things like goods, and services, which may be needed by the owner of the currency, or, after paying, former owner of the currency.

Person 1 Hey, Tommy, wanna go shopping later?

Person 2 Nah George, I'm broke, I spent all my money on tacos!
Person 1 Bummer....That you're lame and spent all your money on tacos!

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

Money

Money is the key to happiness even though dumb people say "money can't buy happiness". Money is paper or mineral. The mineral version is known as a coin. The paper version is known as a bill. Money can buy anything. If you think going to the theater is happiness, you can't walk in without a ticket! YOU NEED MONEY FOR THAT.

Im homeless! I wish I had some money!

by Roadtahell March 25, 2021

Money

1. Something you can't survive in this world without, but having too much would most likely result in your death.

2. A substance that is the sole purpose of most people's lives.

3. A thing that most people spend their lives trying to earn.

Jessie J: It's not about the money,money,money!

Ordinary human: easy for you to say! How much did that outfit cost?

Jessie J: We don't need no money,money, money!

Ordinary person: screw you! Go donate!

by ShadyLifeNeonZebra September 10, 2016

Money

Adverb: Meaning to be cool; attractive; sexy. Expression first appeared in the movie "Swingers"

You are so money and you don't even know it!

by bum-bum December 28, 2005

money

pot before its bought

i have money, lets go buy pot

by danielpot May 24, 2006

Money

The true embodiment of ‘God’ that virtually all human beings on this planet actually worship, live, suffer and die for, regardless of their professed religion. (also a cool Pink Floyd song).

Oh yeah, Gotta make more money!! Screw everything else! Nothing like the almighty buck! :p

by Space Demon-69M April 2, 2019