Floor Loko

The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.
Joe got so floor loko'd at boo bash on halloween, he had to be carried home by AJ
by laXfever34 November 28, 2010
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Floor General

an individual with the powers to make great decisions with the basketball in his hand. This person is usually a point guard, and they make what appear to be obscene hand gestures while dribbling which secretly command his other players to do what he wants. The floor general tends to make the rest of the team his bitches
Wagz says - "Look at the way Connor is taking in that ball."
Cam says - "He must think he's the floor general or something "
by datBIGdawg317 May 02, 2010
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lower the floor

The act of defecating or farting to make room for more food

see also, raise the ceiling
That meal was so big I had to lower the floor halfway through.

He eats so much because he stops to lower the floor during every meal.
by RolDes19 May 17, 2012
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Hardwood floors

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.
by Stbm January 05, 2003
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floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway
Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.
by Titan McFoley December 03, 2012
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Floor Buddy

The person that sits on the floor out of instinct directly after you do. This is usually done when smoking weed with a group of friends, in order to make handing you the bong or blunt less difficult.
Guy: "There's too many people on this couch I'm moving to the floor. I need a floor buddy."

Girl: *slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after*
by iamtheclitcommander July 23, 2010
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floor mess

Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.
Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.
by James Vanderball August 18, 2006
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