fanny batter

the crust that forms around the hairy gash after a good pounding a goin a few days without a good old scrub

that tastes o so sweet

i aint eatin that till you break that fanny batter away and let me get my purple headed love warriour in

by crypt keeper November 04, 2003

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter

by John McFloss September 28, 2006

batter burger

a gourmet delacey from the republic of ireland.this delightful snack's ingredients are succulent minced beef ( mashed tounge and hoof cavered in batter) genty fried in oil ( deep fried in fat).this delightfull dish is best accompanyed with curry chips and often eaten al fresco.

stevo was cofidant that after a drink and a nice meal he would get lucky with sharon.
" i went round to stevo's gaff.He got a bag of cans a couple of batter burger so i gave him a ride.

by grant kirwan June 15, 2004

Boy batter

The still sweet cum from a younger twink type.

I picked up that rentboy from craigslist and his boy batter tasted like meth yo. So I breaded his hole and pissed in his face for five bucks.

by Thom E September 13, 2007

Fanny batter

The slippy slidy stuff that makes aan easy entry to the pink run. Let it drip on your face and it dries like stale scabs, (AND SMELLS WORSE)

She sat on my face and encrusted ny nose in fanny batter

by Jadio August 14, 2003

baby batter

Another term for the steamy hot secretions extracted from the make penis at climax. Hence, it causes babies.

"Why you get her pregnant foo?!"
"I busted that baby batter up in that shit. My bad. ya herrrd me""

by KingdomCum January 24, 2003

Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

by David From Austin September 17, 2007