Black Orphan

When you take a shit in a urinal

*Dan walks out the bathroom*
Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."

by Shytbringer October 19, 2019

Pig's Orphan

A useless and annoying occurance, often applied within a framework of irony.

It's a Pig's Orphan that it rained during our garden party, but as soon as it finished the sun came out.

by tedsalmon July 26, 2009

St. Jennifer’s orphanage

An orphanage for freeee.
Most likely for unwanted children whose family is in great dept.

when kids misbehave they get punished.
No children ever escape.

Give Jennifer your children for freeee.
If you bring your children to St. Jennifer’s Orphanage, they’ll be the happiest they’ve ever been!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Orphanation

Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.

Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"

by Coca cola addict March 11, 2021

New York Orphanage

The act of throwing your unwanted babies into a dumster, for someone else to find and "adopt."

Ewwww!!!! Honey this is the ugliest baby you've ever pushed out of your Ham Wallet.

It's okay. Well take him to the New York Orphanage.

by William Hamwallet June 17, 2009

omaha, tx

The town where dreams go to die. Everyone who attends Paul Pewitt is just wading in a cesspool of running trains, smoking weed and swapping partners. The definition of party is a kick back with the same inbred faces you see everyday. Spicing it up is swapping girls with your bro. Hughes Springs is an arch enemy solely because they're all richer and have small dicks but still seem to brag about how good they were at sports years ago. Never the less, omaha has its perks like chilling in the DQ parking lot or fighting in the DQ parking lot or fucking in the DQ parking lot. DQ has seen it all and is the hit spot for dumbass youngsters to hang. Don't worry about those late night muchies, valero next door supplies endless crispitos and they taste bomb as fuck at 3am high as a kite. Brahma mart is chill but not lit, and the cows ass restaurant serves greasy diabetes. Omaha is a tight nit family, we can talk trash all day considering half the people there are trash. But at the end of the day its a chill ass town to grow up in if you can maintain the idea of getting out of there (ntcc does NOT count ya dumb ass whores) and not getting pregnant/knocked up in high school ending up stuck there forever. RIP my guy Lonnie B you were the soul of our town.

Wow Omaha, Tx is chill as fuck but lowkey sucks ass.

by Chilloutho December 25, 2016

Disney Orphan

A person, animal or alien whose parents have been tragically killed, but can now perservere in franchise rights until the New Milenium.

" Hey how many species have we killed? We need a new Disney Orphan to silk screen on a t-shirt."

by Bluedog July 5, 2005