Offered

I wasn't offered anything. The YouTube freaks offered me a job kind of but that SEEMS TO BE only to get away with not paying for services rendered. If you offered or paid anyone, it was not me. Depending on who you offered or paid, they may know who I am. YOU likely know they are not me.

Hym "If you offered anyone anything, expecting to offer it or pay me, bring them before me and get them on camera ON YouTube (in either order) because they are not me. It's not an ethos. These people are not the same and if they are, it is because you are doing the same thing to them that you are doing to me. There is no one who should be speaking for me. Anyone who would try to knows that they shouldn't be doing it and are doing it anyway explicitly because they think they are better than someone they are not better than. And, as I've said before, it is going to affect you before it affects me until what is happening to me stops affecting me."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

OFIRSAI

O-FIR-SAI
The antithesis of Eureka.
Oh Fuck I'm Really Shit Aren't I.
While Eureka comments are sought after triumphs, Ofirsai actually reflects the much more common reality of life IE: The sudden realisation you fucked it and are indeed a prize Cunt.
Hold my Beer Archimedes you pompous deluded Twat.
Bought into common parlance by the Slag Brothers who see it for what it is.

Depends upon intonation.

Can be used as wryly self mocking "O Fir Sais sake"

Or "Sorry I realise I'm being Ofirsai".
Or derogatory "what an O Fir Sai"

by SLAGBRO1 October 14, 2025

offerianism

Offerianism is a religion built around the idea of sharing your feelings and supporting each other. It teaches that no one is “too much” to belong. It welcomes everyone, people who are struggling, people living with mental illness, those who have dark thoughts, and those who believe they are “problematic” or hard to love. In Offerianism, your pain does not disqualify you, it simply becomes another offering you are allowed to share. in here, every opinions matters.

She found comfort in Offerianism when she felt lonely.

by urself134 January 8, 2026

Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011

Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

piece offering

Another term for makeup sex, where "piece" is for "piece of ass".

You still fighting with your girlfriend?

Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.

Nice!

by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014

raymond ofner

An amazing awesome person. Very athletic gorgos eyes and amazing hair. Super duper cute. Has amazing clothes shoes and socks. The most funniest person in America.

Raymond ofner is awesome

by Raymond ofners are awesome March 6, 2015