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Meaning of life, the universe, and everything

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Uncultured swine: what’s the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

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by œl June 19, 2022
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the meaning of life

Esoteric phrase used often by people who think there is a meaning to life. Life, by its scientific nature, exists for no other reason than it does -- caused by evolutionary forces that began billions of years ago and which resulted ultimately in a creature that thinks everything has to have a meaning; also, death has no meaning ... get used to it and try to live as happily as you can before you're run over by a bus or your heart explodes because you've eaten too many cheeseburgers all your meaningless life
Don, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Fuck you, Jim ... and quit eating all my fucking French fries, you fucking dime-store philosopher!

cheeseburger death life philosophy realism existential nihilism pragmatism
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 29, 2014
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the meaning of life

Aside from the Monty Python final meaning, I can only guess it is that you should never buy tinned salmon, never eat wafer thin mints served by an over-the-top French waiter and that there's always time for cake.
'Oh my, I'm so dreadfully embarrased, I think I've killed you all.'
by Spence1115 June 24, 2005
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meaning of life

Well, is there really a meaning?

1) Yep!
2) To love oneself and thy neighbor. <3
3) Not really...
4) Pie!
5) Money
1) Well what's the meaning of life then? ...No answer? Thought so.
2) A lot of good that'll do you in Hell!
3) We're born, we live a hard life, we die. In the end you'll always die so why not do whatever you want and get some fun out of it!
4) Yes it may be delicious and the answer to most math problems but you're not being funny you know.
5) What? You gonna bribe God into letting you go to Heaven?
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
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the chronicles of life and death

One of the best cd's in the world, from the awesome rock band "Good Charlotte."
I love Good Charlotte's new cd, "The Chronicles of Life and Death"!!!
by billys_riot_gurl April 16, 2005
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The purpose of life

WEll, there are 2 purposes to life, first we'll explore the more important one.

Sex, what else? Once you hit puberty its all you want. You could get fucked from now until forever and it would never get tired of it, therefor it is one of the 2 purposes.

Pissing people off. Why, i don't know. but pissing people off is just one of the greatest things ever. People nowdays get pissed off at the dumbest things, for example i was walking and i brushed against a person and they get in my face and start yelling "ohhh, you need to say excuse me if you gonna be hittin people like dat!" of course i did the most natural thing, and laughed in her face. But because pissing people off is the second thing i've found that never gets old, it is the second purpose of life.
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Pissing people off, laugh at them. Tell them how fat their kids are. Burn stuff in their yard. Piss on their cars. Cut their tires, there is a vast array of ways to piss people off.
by AIM: clash92089 October 30, 2004
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