A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.
by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011
Get the Hetero-momug. by DefoNotAScammer October 8, 2022
Get the Hetero-Gaymug. Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 17, 2021
Get the Humble Hetero Daymug. A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis November 11, 2015
Get the Crafty Heteromug. When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 24, 2022
Get the Hyper Heteromug. Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
Get the hetero-duogamistmug. Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
Get the Hetero Sapienmug.