(before 2020)
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
by maple17 August 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by willy boi January 23, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
Its historically short for "Simpleton." Ironically, its now used by bandwagon-hopping Simpletons that regurgitate what some dumb ass rapper thought it meant at the time (because he wasn't too bright i.e. he was a simpleton).
Now, for some reason, it refers to a person who is overly desperate towards a certain woman. Probably because Simp rhymes with Pimp and the Simpleton who got this trend started needed a word that rhymed with a pimp that is the opposite of a pimp. Kinda funny and ironic when you think about it
Now, for some reason, it refers to a person who is overly desperate towards a certain woman. Probably because Simp rhymes with Pimp and the Simpleton who got this trend started needed a word that rhymed with a pimp that is the opposite of a pimp. Kinda funny and ironic when you think about it
Mumble-Rap loving Simpleton: "Lil Baby Boi just dropped his new single: 'I'm a Real Pimp, N*gga!'"
Someone who has working Ear drums: "What a Simp."
Someone who has working Ear drums: "What a Simp."
by Fuckhead#1 March 6, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A SIMP is a person that worships the opposite gender, usualy being a guy worshipping a woman, to get their attention and love and calling them stuff like "queen" or "princess" etc. by doing almost anything, most of the time donating a large amount of money.
sidenote: a SIMP is not persone in a relationship, a guy having a girlfriend does not mean he is worshipping her which means he is not a simp.
sidenote: a SIMP is not persone in a relationship, a guy having a girlfriend does not mean he is worshipping her which means he is not a simp.
friend1: hey wassup "friend2", sorry i couldnt call you yesterday i was watching this streamer and i donated her 500 dollars and SHE SAID MY NAME!!!!!!!
friend2: you are a SIMP
friend2: you are a SIMP
by The next Einstein June 20, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. person 1: i bought her a macbook, the iphone 12, and a car but she still rejected me
person 2: dude. its no simp september
person 2: dude. its no simp september
by simpdude November 8, 2020
Get the simpmug. by ScrewOffUrbanDictionary January 11, 2021
Get the Simpmug.